Whatever a Spider Does

Full-time Animal Physiology/Behavior Major
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Part-time Doodler
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Full-Time Idiot w 23 years of experience
Posts I Like

kastiakbc:

pacificpikachu:

Fire chickens, and non-fire chickens! Don’t worry, the chickies were only away from their mother for a few minutes to take these.

omg ;A:

starborn-vagaboo:

cmkosemenillustrated:

For All Yesterdays, John Conway had illustrated a vulture reconstructed with a bat-like flying membrane instead of feathers. Here, I take the opposite stance by whimsically dressing out a pterosaur with bird-like feathers instead of wing membranes. Perhaps future palaeontologists may make the same mistake.

www.cmkosemen.com

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

(via hookteeth)

spiderjewel:

Spiderspider has the powers of a spider

(via mandyquesadilla)

pmon3y69:

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

(via tentakrule)

bunnyfood:

LOOK AT THIS CAT

(via adriofthedead)

adriofthedead:

kingcheddarxvii:

Seriously tho who was in charge of Samus’s character model her anatomy is ridiculous

Sexism Is Over

iguanamouth:

man who cares about bald eagles have you ever seen a harpy eagle

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or an african crowned eagle

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or the crested eagle

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the little eagle

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the philippine eagle

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black and white hawk eagle

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and the bateleur eagle

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(via tentakrule)

starborn-vagaboo:

alyjack80:

agentotter:

thisfeliciaday:

This is horrifying hahaha. (Via @amberbenson)

In which human reproduction seriously sounds like the Game of Thrones.

Dear lord

NATURE IS TERRIFYING.

WE ARE SO METAL.

(via hookteeth)

shehulkwasted:

I’m losing it all over again.

If you’re poor why not ask your parents for more money?
Sophomore French Literature Major (via shitrichcollegekidssay)

(via moniquill)

ozziescribbler:

temporalgearshift:

i actually had this conversation today

That’s it, WE CAN ALL GO HOME NOW. There won’t ever be a better graphic that summarizes sexist double standards in today’s geek culture.

THIS IS OUR CULTURE IN A NUTSHELL.

(via thefutureisbroken)

msjayjustice:

timetravelandrocketpoweredapes:

Super cosplayer Jay Justice

Cosplayer deviantart / facebook / tumblr

I didn’t post this, but thanks to OP for crediting me! And wow at all the comments & tags! Most of them had me cracking up but this one was not so good:
"you can really overlook skin color on how f*cking fantastic the cosplay is"

Skin color is not something negative you have to overlook to appreciate the ‘rest of’ the person you are looking at. It is not a flaw that you have to ignore in order to admire someone’s work. The person who said this was not complimenting me but exposing their own racial bias.

My skin color is not something ‘wrong’ with my costumes. Being a black woman enhances my costumes. Black women are the beautiful flowers that white supremacy tried to kill but we kept growing anyway. They try to tell us we’re ugly and dirty and sadly some of us start to believe it. They sell us skin bleach & hair straighteners, and white wash our characters and expect us to be complacent. When we speak out we’re told we’re too loud and angry and unfeminine.

I appreciate all the kind words on this post but I want to say that it’s not a compliment to express approval of someone ‘in spite of’ that person’s race. If you can’t appreciate my work without a negative remark about my skin color, the problem most certainly is not with me but within you.

(via thefutureisbroken)

Asker Anonymous Asks:
say "bear" 97 times and you will become a bear
koyotespider koyotespider Said:

zdk13eros:

bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear bear 

You are becoming trickier! Your foolery! You fooled me excellently! You fooled me,I am experiencing negative side effects,however! I am not a bear! Get out of my homestead