crevicedwelling:

did you know?

you love chubby springtails.

you love them. you have to.

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(likely Sensillanura sp., Vitronura giselae and Neanura muscorum)

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horseimagebarn:

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horses lounging in someones front yard they are enjoying themselves in the presence of a dark green suv and yellow fire hydrant these horses are experiencing the joys of suburban civilization but are unaware of the civic troubles they cause

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foolofworms:

malscare:

surfclown:

surfclown:

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THIS SONG IS FUCKING AWESOMEEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT THERES NOTHING THERE

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hi

Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information

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madmonksandmaenads:

People love to talk about the immortality of the machine, but I’m a mechanical engineer, so I know they delude themselves. Most machines are far more mortal than flesh.

How long does a machine last? A car is a very solid machine, expensive, precision designed, and you’re lucky if you get more than three decades out of them.

Your enemy is not the flesh. It’s entropy. It’s the death knell of the energy imbalance. If you want to live as a complex machine you will, by necessity, generate a great deal of entropy until your machine breaks irrevocably.

You want to be immortal? Then don’t worship the machine, worship the stone, the forest. Seek that which is either simple enough to never know death or diffused enough to accept every death.

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melonsap:

melonsap:

I absolutely love that the Pokémon universe is literally tearing itself apart at the seams. Fantastic worldbuilding, A+++

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A non-exhaustive list:

  • Mega Evolution comes from a meteor. The impact of that meteor literally split the dimensions apart and made it canonical that different versions of the same game are parallel dimensions (Alpha Ruby is a different world from Ruby, for instance). This is later confirmed by the presence of Anabel in Sun and Moon, who fell through dimensions from a world without Mega Evolution.
  • Speaking of Sun and Moon, wormholes are opening up all over Alola, letting in extradimensional beings that PokĂ©balls don’t catch properly. There are silver-skinned humans from one of these portals that live in a giant prismatic city.
  • Also in Sun/Moon, you can pass through to a mirror world where day is night and night is day. When this happens, you can catch the mirror world version of your box legendary friend.
  • There’s a giant space alien in Sword and Shield who’s leaking particles that cause PokĂ©mon to briefly turn massive, which sometimes rearranges their genetic makeup.
  • In Scarlet and Violet, reality is splintering. There’s a hole to the future/past that generates paradox PokĂ©mon which are heavily implied to have been materialized out of a researcher’s desire to see them rather than actually from their future/past. The same energy that supposedly made them enables PokĂ©mon to become any type they want and caused a robot to gain human sentience.
  • In the hole you find the paradox PokĂ©mon in, you find buried monoliths that nobody knows where they came from. The very material they’re made of is canonically unidentifiable.
  • Time and space were briefly unraveled in PokĂ©mon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum as a maniac tried to overwrite the current world and make a new universe out of it, and in the Platinum universe, this opened a hole to another dimension where a banished god lives. The banished god was pissed off about this and abducted the guy that messed with time and space.
  • People sometimes slip through the cracks and become PokĂ©mon in PokĂ©mon-only worlds (the Mystery Dungeon series) or drop through time to different eras (Legends Arceus’s protagonist and Ingo).
  • In Mystery Dungeon, time is eroding (Explorers of Time/Darkness/Sky), and the world is warping and distorting into areas that scramble themselves every time you enter them and make the inhabitants of those areas agitated and hostile (entire series).

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darkarfs:

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It’s INCORRECT SKELETON SEASON, folks!!

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dorohedorah:

number-one-toku-robot-lover:

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pierppasolini:

Female Trouble (1974) // dir. John Waters

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vyscera:

vyscera:

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the garden i tend at work is getting overrun with snails so i thought about a world where we acquired a domesticated a “working dog” breed of hammerhead worm (they eat snails and slugs and worms) that is also. a puppy. Bred to clear vegetation of common slimy garden pests. click under readmore if u wanna see the worm theyre based off of i think theyre really cute

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Thank u guys for all the wormdog love T_T i did more

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The top one is if the wormdog from the og post (that me and my irl coworker have nicknamed Mug) if he ate all the damn snails terrorizing the garden and grew big and strong. the second one shows how wormdogs come in all sorts of shapes and colors :) bc i wanted to draw more. which one would u adopt

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ladyshinga:

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itsdetachable:

HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO COOL. Making creature rigs to help with acting and motion capture whaaaat

Creature Bionics Website

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floridensis:

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in my last botany lab the professor had a prepared slide of diatoms set up for us to look at and i was not prepared for how delightful the slide looked

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inklingofadream:

i love when the tumblr girlies get into a show middle aged american men like (MASH, columbo, breaking bad, supernatural to all our bewilderment, etc) but do it in a way that would make those dads go into shock requiring medical intervention

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minkhole:

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[image id: a news story cover with a picture of two elderly gay men. the headline reads “does kink belong at pride? we asked lgbt elders and they asked if we were cops”]

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tench:

funnytwittertweets:

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